Music in the shower is sweet man. When i lived in halifax, i had an ipod dock next to the shower with a waterproof remote. BADASS. It was like a one man dethklok concert in there 24/7. Roomates thought it was a little weird, until they realized that you could put anything on, not just my death metal psycho music. Goin to shower before the bar? little bit of GNR. Goin to a buddys party? get psyched on some Motley Crue. Hell, even pink floyd in the evening after a long bowl sesh was pretty gnar. Im tellin ya, it was HEAVEN.
When i moved to freddy i lost the ipod dock, it broke or something, i dunno, but my point is, showers felt empty. like something was missing. Thats when Chris found the shower radio. I wasnt too excited, i knew that the fox wouldnt play dethklok or GNR all the time, but i figured, hey, it would be better than nothing, so i tried it out.
My first shower was uneventful, it started out with "Heart Shaped Box" by nirvana, not a real good pump up tune, so i finished showering, and was just about ready to turn of the water and the radio when the song ended.
Thats when "FUEL" by metallica started.
Suddenly a lame ass mellow shower turned into a headbanging mosh pit. I was stoked, adrenaline levels shot higher than a badger on coke and i was A GOD!
Once the song ended, i realised how awesome it was to have radio in the shower, you might not get to choose your song, but when one you like comes on you are all the more stoked about it, i couldnt wait to see what would happen next time i hopped in to get clean.
Thats when i realised the radio hated me.
The next one was nickleback. NO. Not for me, so i was expecting something good the time after.
Nickleback. again
Next? That stupid ass song about a space cowboy. Don't even know the name. Lame
NEXT? Benny and the Jets. NOT a good exciting tune.
This is when i realised, FUCK the radio, i want my ipod dock back. In fact? stay right here, im gonna go shower, and see what comes on, hold still, ok?
Yep. That did it. Shitty 80's new wave followed by the police. I HATE STING WITH A GODDAMN PASSION. Anyway kids, be careful with your shower radios, they are a double edged sword.
